I Am Just Plain Wrong

This item out of Kentucky gave me the giggles.  It seems that this young lady had a bit too much of a good time and was escorted to the county pokey to dry out.  There she was asked to change into jail clothing.

Rather than complying, the young lady peels off her shirt and bra and promptly accosts an officer....by hitting her with a stream of breast milk.  Apparently she was only good for one squirt as a second attempt came up dry.

The officer in question...well.....

As for Brown, a jail press release noted that the officer was successfully able to "clean the bio-hazard off her."

Bio-hazard.....the mind reels.

Of course, such idiocy need not occur far from home.