Buy crickets. The insects.
I know...I know....You can hear crickets on just about any summer's evening. You don't even have to pay for them. They just show up all on their own.
But believe me, demand is outpacing supply by a large margin. The price of crickets must be going through the roof!
In other news, the Obama administration recently gave a no-bid military contract to Halliburton's KBR subsidiary. Purveyors of hate filled rhetoric aimed at the GW Bush administration apparently were not available for comment.
Have I mentioned the demand for crickets lately?
